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    Poor guy, the 'tex ain't for the faint hearted.

    http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4734344&page=1
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      ^^^ hahah, awesome thread

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        lol dumbass. WFT was he thinking???
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          Poor kid never even saw it coming.

          "you sir just ended your very short lasting fame on vortex... proved everyone that all you do is sit at home and troll while mommy gives you some warm milk and cookies. i suggest you delete this account asap and rejoin and DO NOT remind anyone that you ve once made this thread! im usually nice when i wake up but im sorry i just cant! this is by far the worst thread ever! lol this isnt hot or not forums... we need pics of your stock vehicle not your pedo face brahhhh"

          The "better" version.

          http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4734923

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            Hahahahaha
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              sigpic

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                drive green ||
                2003 Volkswagen Jetta 1.8T - ex old fun car
                2011 Mercedes Benz B200 Turbo - daily getter

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                  Originally posted by 20thnewblolz
                  OMG!1! ONE OF MY FRIENDS JUSTCALLED ME TO TELL ME ABOUT AN ACCIDENT HE GOT INTO HE WAS DRIVING A IMPPREZA PULLED NEXT TO HIM SO HE DOWNSHIFTED INTO 3RD GOING 85MPH BLEW HIS TRANZMISSIONS AND THEN LOST CONTROL HIT A TREE THEN COPS GOT HIM HE SAID HE GOT A BIG TICKET HOW MUCH WUD IT BE TO FIX THE DAMAGES? I TOLD HIM IT WUZ TIME TO UPGRADE SO TOLD HIMTO BUY A WESTWINGS BODY KIT AND LAMBO DOORZ HOPEFULLY HE DOES ITLL BE SO SICK


                  Originally posted by 20thnewblolz
                  herez a picture of his car
                  c:\users\driftracerz\pictures\whipgame\jdogimpreza .jpg

                  how do i add pics?
                  modified by absoluturq at 7:42 pm 1-24-2010


                  modified by absoluturq at 7:43 pm 1-24-2010

                  hahahahahha oh my fack
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                    Music to permeate your soul …
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                      http://www.b15sentra.net/forums/showthread.php?t=177576

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                        lol read that thread a few days ago...priceless
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                          So I wasn't expenting my girlfriend to come see me tuesday night..

                          It was around 8pm, and comes over and sees my friend's bike, my garage open, the se-r on ramps, headers on the floor, pipes, 3 tool boxes, beers, and my laptop opened up with myspecv.com instructions to replacing the header.

                          Her: How much was all this!?
                          Me: couple hundred
                          Her: HOW MUCH?
                          Me: $400 maybe..
                          *goes to her car*
                          *comes back with Victoria Secret magazine*
                          Her: I like this bikini a lot

                          http://www.b15sentra.net/forums/showthread.php?t=173150


                          HAH HAH HAH!!!
                          Last edited by MusicalGenius; 01-26-2010, 02:55 PM.

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                            did feel like reading the whole thread, but read the first page and just WOW...i'm fkn speechless

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                              Last edited by MusicalGenius; 01-26-2010, 05:07 PM.

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                                Originally posted by MusicalGenius View Post
                                So I wasn't expenting my girlfriend to come see me tuesday night..

                                It was around 8pm, and comes over and sees my friend's bike, my garage open, the se-r on ramps, headers on the floor, pipes, 3 tool boxes, beers, and my laptop opened up with myspecv.com instructions to replacing the header.

                                Her: How much was all this!?
                                Me: couple hundred
                                Her: HOW MUCH?
                                Me: $400 maybe..
                                *goes to her car*
                                *comes back with Victoria Secret magazine*
                                Her: I like this bikini a lot

                                http://www.b15sentra.net/forums/showthread.php?t=173150


                                HAH HAH HAH!!!
                                the funniest thing about that thread is a bunch of losers with slow cars spending $400 on a header for no performance gains
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